Playing with your food could be a good career move if you want to earn a chair in this orchestra... Vienna Vegetable Orchestra
Be sure to listen to some of their audio clips. Some of it sounds like jungle noises and some actually has a melody.
Their concerts would be a vegetarian dates delight since they serve the audience fresh vegetable soup at the end.
You can't beet some of the things that sprout up on the Internet and I yam nuts about anything that will lettuce enjoy cucumbers without getting pickled. So where have these folks bean hiding!